sacrificing my body to science

No, I'm not going to be a plasma donor... or some other kind of male fluid donor. Sheesh.

No, I have decided to take 5 days at the shop. 5 days in which I am tortured by the most perverse, depraved, sadistic individuals around.

The retail shopper.

You've seen them before. On nature channels, on those PBS specials.

So, I'll be doing this to allow my mom and sister to concentrate more on making soaps and other products. Blech.

The things we do, huh?

I've been trying to find a funny retail training video, or some funny retail video that someone just made, but I can't, which is a shame. I'll have to make one myself, one of these days.

I have turkey and swiss sandwiches today, with kettle chips that Karen, my girl, turned me on to... they're awesome.

Have a good day, bloggers and readers. Drop me a line!

John Painz